"*Stupid Bus*" joke

Your Mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said... "Who threw that rock?"

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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English tourists driving through New Zealand countryside when they spot 4 maori falla's struggling with a huge pole against the woolshed.
Curious they stop, watch and take photo's. Finally one of the tourist's curiosity gets the better of him, so he walks over to them and more...

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Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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kakashi:boi your hairline is so bad mcdonalds got there m sing from your hairline
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Joke Buddha:Nah dawg Man U look like the batman symbol with yo rejected spelling bee contestant dnt make me shut this fucking website down u faggot ass bitches I will shut it down forever NO FUCKING LIE
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Kylie:lol
Funny Joke? 102 vote(s). 75% are positive. 3 comment(s).