"Ancient Romans could tell time by" joke
Ancient Romans could tell time by looking at the sun. but I've never been able to make out the numbers.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"
A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...