"Ballooning" joke
by justincider
The wife's been on a ballooning holiday.
She put on two stone.
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Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"
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A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit more...
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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
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A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.
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