"Bin Laden" joke
Before the Navy Seals got Bin Laden, the Irish SAS stormed a department store in Dublin. They recieved information that Summer bed linen was on the 2nd floor.
Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"
A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.
A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight.
His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK?
The son replies he is scared because he has dreamt that Auntie Susie had died.
The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine more...
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...