"DNA" joke
once there was a guy name amden walking down the road.. he was passing by a house and all of a sudden a used condom landed on his head.. he grab the condom and saw a open window in the 2nd floor of that house he was so pissed brab the condom went to the house and knock on the door,.. a old man came and answer the door
amden grab the condom and questioned the old man "who's living upstairs" the old man replied my only son and his newly married wife.. why.? amden replied ohh here your son threw away your grand son and gave the condom...
there were three young poly boys on a road trip a samoan a tongan and a maori .. the tongan and maori wer in the back seet while the samoan was driving ..
the samoan lost controll and of the wheel and hit a tree ... all threee polly boys died .. they all got too the gate of more...
If Ida Lupino married George Wendt, then divorced him to marry Ted Danson, divorced him to marry Alan Alda, then divorced him to marry Ted Knight, and divorced him to marry Shelly Long, she'd be Ida Wendt Danson Alda Knight Long.
If Whoopi Goldberg married Peter Cushing, more...
Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession. "Father, I kinda took a leetle lumber from dat new construction site."
Priest: "What did you do with the lumber, my son"?
Boudreaux: "Well, Father, my porch, she's had a hole more...