"Dolphin Cafeteria" joke

What is a dolphin cafeteria called? A multi-porpoise room.

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...

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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

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