"God and China" joke

by Tats

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

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Bungee Jumping Mamma

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Stuntmen

From the Vilas County News Review:
A van carrying a dozen movie stuntmen on the way to a film location in the mountains spun out of control on the icy road, crashed through a guardrail, rolled down a 90-foot embankment, turned over, and burst into flames. There were no more...

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If it Ain't Broke...

Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"

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Marriages Made In... ?

If Ida Lupino married George Wendt, then divorced him to marry Ted Danson, divorced him to marry Alan Alda, then divorced him to marry Ted Knight, and divorced him to marry Shelly Long, she'd be Ida Wendt Danson Alda Knight Long.
If Whoopi Goldberg married Peter Cushing, more...

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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Sarah:Dumb! Not funny dumb...just dumb!
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Naruto:Boi that's why they made a song about your hair line called fadding away
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SUPAHOTFIRE:Boi if you dont get yo kd wing span far apart hairline looking ASS
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Smuf:Imperial college need to read this
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Jephnar Toussaint:UR mama so fat, when she took a picture, the next day it said still loading 5%.
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Jephnar Toussaint:Yo hairline so bad, it spells MOUNTAIN in cursive and it still would not be enough.
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Monell:It is the way to go.
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Cassey:Your face is so ugly that yo hairline is receding to get away from it.
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rick:Your comment goes here...y do they not begin impeachment proceeding on obama
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Virgil:Stuntmen do it falling down
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