"If life hands you lemons" joke
If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!
Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"
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A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit more...
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A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.
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