"I'm an expert at multitasking" joke
I'm an expert at multitasking. I can cheat on six diets at the same time!
Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"
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A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit more...
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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
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