"I'm not dumb" joke

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"

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A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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