"I'm not dumb" joke
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"
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A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.
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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...
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