"It's a dog's life" joke
Meetha Mai Goel who has a halwa business went to consult advocate Hoshiar Mai on a legal problem.' Vakeel sahib, a dog ran into my shop and before I could shoo it away, he took a mouthful of halwa from the big plate. I had to throw the rest away. The halwa was worth at least Rs. 50. Please tell me if I can recover my money from the owner of the dog.'
'Most certainly you can,' assured the vakeel sahib.' The master of the dog is responsbile for what his dog does.'
'That is very good,' said Meetha Mai Goel.' Please le me have Rs. 50, as it was your dog that ate my halwa.'
there were three young poly boys on a road trip a samoan a tongan and a maori .. the tongan and maori wer in the back seet while the samoan was driving ..
the samoan lost controll and of the wheel and hit a tree ... all threee polly boys died .. they all got too the gate of more...
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Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession. "Father, I kinda took a leetle lumber from dat new construction site."
Priest: "What did you do with the lumber, my son"?
Boudreaux: "Well, Father, my porch, she's had a hole more...