"I've Got Reggaeton Fever!" joke
Recently I had the unearthly delight of being exposed to reggaeton music for the very first time by my teenage, Dominican, car service driver who was kind enough to blast it at 300 decibels while driving 90 miles an hour and swerving all over the road in order to holler at bitches!
Reggaeton is a fantastic blend of Latin hip hop and plinky bodega music. Its unique sound is created by small groups of Puerto Rican men vigorously rubbing their hind legs against their pencil beards like crickets.
It makes the perfect background music to accompany every day activities like plastering Puerto Rican flags over everything you own, squeezing out yet another bastard child named, "Junior," and good old fashioned parade rape!
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