"My wife says I'm too nosey" joke
My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.
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Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"
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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...
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A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.
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Back off "nice guy":I say these to my teacher so back off nice guy t's only a joke no one would try to hurt someone.
Funny Joke? 41 vote(s). 85% are positive. 1 comment(s).