"One in One Million" joke
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit more...
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A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.
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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
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