"Out Late With The Guys" joke
A few of Darren's co-workers invited him out for a few drinks after work. Darren declined, explaining that his wife didn't like him to go out drinking with the guys. One of the co-workers suggested a way to overcome the problem. "When you get home tonight," he said, "sneak into the bedroom, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. She'll love it. Trust me, she'll never complain about you being out late with the boys again."
Darren thought about it and decided to give it a try. He went out with the guys and had a great time.
When he got home late that night, he did just as his co-worker had suggested. His wife moaned and groaned with pleasure. After a while, he realized that he had to take a leak, so he whispered that he'd be right back, got out of bed and headed to the bathroom.
When he opened the bathroom door, he was shocked to see his wife sitting there. "How did you get in here so quickly?" he asked nervously.
"Shhhhhhh!" his wife replied. "You'll wake up my mother!"
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