"Question and answer time" joke
Q. If seagulls are called seagulls because they fly over the sea, what are they called when they fly over the bay?
A. bagels
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Q. What did the zen-master say to the New York City hotdog vendor?
A. Make me one with everything.
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Q. What's the name of the ninth reindeer?
A. Olive as in' olive the other reindeer'.
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Q. What did George Washington say to his men before they got into the boat to cross the Potomac River?
A. Men. ... get in the boat...
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Q. Why is a Texas tornado like a Tennessee divorce?
A. Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
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After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
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