"Red bull" joke
12 year old timmy and 4 year old jimmy and their mom were sitting down and watching television when the red bull comercial appeared. timmy can you buy me a red bull? jimmy asked
im not old enough to go to the store.
ok said timmy
a few minutes later little jimmy had finished his red bull and was now looking over his shoulders
jimmy what are you looking for asked his brother
jimmy replied where the fuck is my wings!!!
there were three young poly boys on a road trip a samoan a tongan and a maori .. the tongan and maori wer in the back seet while the samoan was driving ..
the samoan lost controll and of the wheel and hit a tree ... all threee polly boys died .. they all got too the gate of more...
If Ida Lupino married George Wendt, then divorced him to marry Ted Danson, divorced him to marry Alan Alda, then divorced him to marry Ted Knight, and divorced him to marry Shelly Long, she'd be Ida Wendt Danson Alda Knight Long.
If Whoopi Goldberg married Peter Cushing, more...
Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession. "Father, I kinda took a leetle lumber from dat new construction site."
Priest: "What did you do with the lumber, my son"?
Boudreaux: "Well, Father, my porch, she's had a hole more...