"Religious joke #11032" joke
As a devout Catholic, Maria doesn't use condoms with her husband. So over the
years, they have had 17 children. After the husband died, Maria remarried and
had another 22 kids with her second husband before he too dies. Eventually,
Maria's time also came.
At her wake, the priest looked tenderly at Maria lying in her coffin. Then, he
looked up into the heavens and said, "At last... they are finally together."
A man standing next to the priest looked confused and asked, "Father, what do
you mean? Do you mean Maria and her first husband? Or her second husband?"
Says the priest: "I mean her legs."
there were three young poly boys on a road trip a samoan a tongan and a maori .. the tongan and maori wer in the back seet while the samoan was driving ..
the samoan lost controll and of the wheel and hit a tree ... all threee polly boys died .. they all got too the gate of more...
If Ida Lupino married George Wendt, then divorced him to marry Ted Danson, divorced him to marry Alan Alda, then divorced him to marry Ted Knight, and divorced him to marry Shelly Long, she'd be Ida Wendt Danson Alda Knight Long.
If Whoopi Goldberg married Peter Cushing, more...
Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession. "Father, I kinda took a leetle lumber from dat new construction site."
Priest: "What did you do with the lumber, my son"?
Boudreaux: "Well, Father, my porch, she's had a hole more...