"St. Peter, Jesus And Pinocchio" joke
St. Peter stood at the Pearly Gates, waiting for the incoming. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention.
" Jesus, could you mind the gate while I go do an errand?"
" Sure," replied Jesus. " What do I have to do?"
" Just find out about the people who arrive. Ask about their background, their family, and their lives. Then decide if they deserve entry into Heaven."
" Sounds easy enough. OK."
So Jesus waited at the gates while St. Peter went off on his errand.
The first person to approach the gates was a wrinkled old man. Jesus summoned him to the examination table and sat across from him. Jesus peered at the old man and asked, " What was it you did for a living?"
The old man replied, "I was a carpCLICK HERE!."
Jesus remembered his own earthly existence and leaned forward. " Did you have any family?" he asked.
" Yes, I had a son, but I lost him."
Jesus leaned forward some more. " You lost our son? Can you tell me about him?" " Well, he had holes in his hands and feet."
Jesus leaned forward even more and whispered, " Father?"
The old man leaned forward and whispered, " Pinocchio?"
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Priest: "What did you do with the lumber, my son"?
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