"Telling time in the military" joke
Heard over The US Armed Forces Radio Station, Okinawa, in 1959.
"HELLLLLLOOOOOO Okinawa!!!!!
For all you civilian employees the time is now 4:30.
For you guys in the Army and Air Force that's 1630 hours.
For you guys in the Navy that's 8 bells.
For you Marines.....the big hand is on the 6 and the little hand is right in between the 4 and 5."
there were three young poly boys on a road trip a samoan a tongan and a maori .. the tongan and maori wer in the back seet while the samoan was driving ..
the samoan lost controll and of the wheel and hit a tree ... all threee polly boys died .. they all got too the gate of more...
If Ida Lupino married George Wendt, then divorced him to marry Ted Danson, divorced him to marry Alan Alda, then divorced him to marry Ted Knight, and divorced him to marry Shelly Long, she'd be Ida Wendt Danson Alda Knight Long.
If Whoopi Goldberg married Peter Cushing, more...
Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession. "Father, I kinda took a leetle lumber from dat new construction site."
Priest: "What did you do with the lumber, my son"?
Boudreaux: "Well, Father, my porch, she's had a hole more...