"Touched By Dallas Cowgirl" joke
Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?
A: Touchback.
A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.
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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
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