"Two fat Indian squaws are" joke
Two fat Indian squaws are walking across a train bridge.
One says,"I got to pee" so she sqats down and pees.
She puts her hand over her mouth and stars to laugh, "heee".
The other one says,"hey, what so funny?"
"I just peed in a canoe full of moose meat."
The other sqaw says,"that's not moose meat, that's your reflection!"
there were three young poly boys on a road trip a samoan a tongan and a maori .. the tongan and maori wer in the back seet while the samoan was driving ..
the samoan lost controll and of the wheel and hit a tree ... all threee polly boys died .. they all got too the gate of more...
If Ida Lupino married George Wendt, then divorced him to marry Ted Danson, divorced him to marry Alan Alda, then divorced him to marry Ted Knight, and divorced him to marry Shelly Long, she'd be Ida Wendt Danson Alda Knight Long.
If Whoopi Goldberg married Peter Cushing, more...
Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession. "Father, I kinda took a leetle lumber from dat new construction site."
Priest: "What did you do with the lumber, my son"?
Boudreaux: "Well, Father, my porch, she's had a hole more...