"Yo moma" joke

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.
After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another more...

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A couple of days into his trial, George, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and asked for permission to approach the Judge.
"Your Honor," George said, "I would like to change my plea from innocent to guilty of the charges."
"If more...

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Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history and logic.
"What's logic?" asked Bubba.
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A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,
using a bowl of Lifesavers.
The children began to say:
"Red... cherry,"
"Yellow... lemon,"
"Green... lime,"
"Orange... orange,"
Finally the more...

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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sausage:you sued your barber you animal abuse that is how bad your hairline is.
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zip:yo hair line so messed up you can put a zip line on it
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zip:yo hairline so messed up we cought your hairline sucking dick
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jataveon:u checking yo hairline so far back i thought u had navy practice
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karis:OK THEN
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Briana Mieles :Your mama got ma pimples so when she ways herself it says 100lmbs but with them pimples 160
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Briana Mieles :I could make a better one your mama so fat when sat on the chair people say titanic 2
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nate:Hairline
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nate:Your so far back drake made a song about start at the bottom now we here
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conrrado:your hair line spells tub backwards "but"
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