"Your momma 3" joke

your momma so dumb she got locked in stop and shop and starved to death

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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