"the mistake for lol" joke
my granny who mistook lol for lots of love wrote to my dad saying....my son, i am so sorry about the the loss of your wife and job, i am deeply sorry. extend my greetings to the rest of your family...lol
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.
I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !
Q:What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts cost a buck twenty-five. Deer nuts are under a buck!