"Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about changing his cl..." joke
Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.
Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"
28
5
your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
87
23
Jim had a date with a really, hot blonde and in preparation for it, he went on the rooftop of his apartment building to get a tan. Not wanting to have any tan lines, he decided to sunbathe in the nude. Unfortunately, Jim fell asleep. When he finally woke up, he was sunburned more...
13
8
Be first to comment!
Funny Joke? 8 vote(s). 88% are positive. 0 comment(s).