"Fat" joke
your mama is so fat when she farted everyoen around the world thought it was thunder
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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...
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ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.
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nate:U spell everyone wrong
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pp:nice one
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