"Hairline" joke

Shut up your hairline look like freaking speed Racer. :P

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Bungee Jumping Mamma

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Marriages Made In... ?

If Ida Lupino married George Wendt, then divorced him to marry Ted Danson, divorced him to marry Alan Alda, then divorced him to marry Ted Knight, and divorced him to marry Shelly Long, she'd be Ida Wendt Danson Alda Knight Long.
If Whoopi Goldberg married Peter Cushing, more...

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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Virgin Mary

Virgin Mary wanted to visit Hell, so she went to God and asked if she might do so. "Yes," God said. "I have only one warning for you. You must stay away from booze, drugs and men. Will you promise me so?" "Yes," Virgin Mary said. "And remember more...

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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jayson:your hairline started from the bottom now its here
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f:you should have said "your hairline goes across your forehead like speedracer
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Anonym:dont get it????
Funny Joke? 509 vote(s). 41% are positive. 3 comment(s).