"I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl..." joke
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
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Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"
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A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit more...
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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
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Anzac:This is a joke from Mitch Hedberg, please credit the jokes which have been stolen :D
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Funny Joke? 33 vote(s). 76% are positive. 3 comment(s).