"I found yo mama playing hide and seek!" joke

Your mama lost the game of hide and seek. Only cos I spotted her, BEHIND MOUNT EVEREST!

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit more...

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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

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