"My wife" joke
by justincider
My wife and I are inseparable.
The other night it took six policemen and two dogs to pull us apart
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Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"
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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...
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ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.
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Heaney:In case you forgot, the legs do not connect the head to the ass, that is this thing called a torso. If he had short legs then his ass would only be closer to the ground.
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