"Square Boobs" joke

Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"

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A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit more...

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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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Anonym:and the day is saved! thanks to Jenny
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Anonym:why is the writer of this joke probably blond? Because tissue boxes are not square, theyre rectangular prisms
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Anonym:I just see next Japanese invention... square bra's :)))))
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