"The only person ever to outsmart Chuck..." joke
The only person ever to outsmart Chuck Norris was Steven Hawkings, and he got what was coming.
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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
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A Pastor went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the pastor to the health department.
They said since there was no health more...
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1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is more...
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