"Ugly momma" joke

Your momma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.

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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

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LOLA:YO MAMAS SO FAT SHE CANT BURP CAZ SHE DONT HAVE THE ENERGY
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LOLA:YO MAMAS SO UGLY SHE HA A PLASTIC SUGERY 3 TIMES AND DIDNT MAKE IT!!
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