"When Chuck Noris jumps in a pool he dosen’t get ..." joke

When Chuck Noris jumps in a pool he dosen’t get wet water gets Chuck Noris.

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Bungee Jumping Mamma

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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Scale

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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Women and Toys

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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