"You So Ugly" joke

you so ugly when yo mama dropped you off at school she got a ticket for littering

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.

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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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Anonym:your momma so old she new moses hahah moscato
Funny Joke? 6 vote(s). 83% are positive. 1 comment(s).